there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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