how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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