you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
