Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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