Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize