You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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