Dual....:-)
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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