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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I came so hard my ears popped.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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