please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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