Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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