The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Someone signed my nipple.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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