i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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