ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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