we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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