it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
