She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
