so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
