if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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