Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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