yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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