I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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