now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
