your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I wish you could order shots online.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
