she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
She needs sedatives and a leash
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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