So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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