so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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