hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
