Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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