Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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