i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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