Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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