can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Boobs are out for the taking
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think your dad took our porno
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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