ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
