Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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