how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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