The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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