xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Then you guys just all showered together...?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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