Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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