She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
