Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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