what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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