susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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