We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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