Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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