Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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