This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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