420 ftw
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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