Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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