Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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