p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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