i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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