i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
