cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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