I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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