he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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