I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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