I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize