But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You're so nebulous sometimes
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
